Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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