Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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