Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
