Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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