do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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