so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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