So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
