i think i have two assholes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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