i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Oh god it's open bar.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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