My cat gives me a boner
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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