we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Randomize
