Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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