Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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