I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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