i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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