I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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