Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
How many fucks given?
0.12846
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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