I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
