the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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