people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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