Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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