You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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