she looked like the bat from fern gully.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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