with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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