I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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