I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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