Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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