she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Holy shit dude........stairs
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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