either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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