i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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