Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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