For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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