Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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