with your own penis?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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