I think I died a long time ago.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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