This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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