I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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