You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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