I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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