He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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