Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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