But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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