guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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