in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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