quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
sex in a hospital.. check
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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