Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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