I need help removing her.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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