? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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