elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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