I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Randomize
