I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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