Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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