There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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