try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
one might say we're banned from that church
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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